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never realized how much I loved anal sex until I met my 2nd husband. The joy is out of this world. My first experience was by myself, out of curiosity. I liked the feeling, but to let him enter there caused pain and discomfort, but only at the start. Once things got going, it was great, but this led to not experiencing it very often due to the initial suffering. Then, one day, while he was laying out on the floor (on a small carpet) and I was messaging his back, it happened. I was just giving him a very relaxing and pleasurable message. I rolled him over and started on his front side. Well, his Willy just jumped up there and wanted attention to. So, I rubbed some oil on my Bajina, and decided to take him and make him my own. But, I wanted a little more. What popped into my head is, "Why not try anal from this position and see how it goes." I was kneeling over his Willy, with my back towards his head and sitting down on top of his Willy. I took my time inserting his Willy into my b*tt. Just a little at a time with him unable to do anything more; the pleasure was oohhhh, so great. Now when ever I feel the need to get down and enjoy that oh so good anal sex I just take over and boy do we have a great time. The org'm is so intense that I just don't want it to stop, especially, when he comes inside me at the same time.
For some women out there, anal action is the cherry on top of the sex version of an ice cream sundae: a little extra delight that completes something that was already delicious on its own. But for others, it's more like pâté: intriguing enough, worth a try, but absolutely not up their alleys (as in, a penis will probably not be going up that alley ever again). We got women who fall on various parts of the anal sex spectrum to share exactly what it feels like during the act.
"If you're backed up or on an empty stomach, it sucks. You definitely feel like you're going to poop, either all over yourself or on his d*ck. But if you're not and you do it nice and slowly, it's euphoric. It's different from regular sex because it feels like he's going way deeper. Anal doesn't help me orgasm more easily, though." —Madeline R.
"I was always afraid it would hurt, but anal sex actually isn’t so much painful as it is uncomfortable. But! The discomfort is so extreme for some people that they can barely do it—like my best friend, who’s tried a few times with her fiancé and barely gotten it in, no matter how much lube they use. The key, apparently, is to be relaxed, which you really aren’t gonna be—in fact, knowing it’s about to happen will make you tense up more than usual—unless you happen to love it. I…do not love it, but my boyfriend is super into it, and he’s very respectful and lovely about not pressuring me. We maybe do it once every couple of months. I’m usually a little tipsy, which helps with the relaxation part and makes the whole thing a little easier. He’s a big advocate of using a buttplug beforehand to 'loosen everything up,' which may or may not work, but just draws it out more than I’d like." —Anna B.
I used to be obsessed with anal. At one point in high school, I was having more anal than regular sex. When done right—and by right I mean when the guy doesn't shove his d*ck into you like a horse in heat—anal can teeter on that dangerous line between pleasure and pain. He feels bigger than ever and completely fills you up. As he's going in, you have to hold your breath because you feel like your body doesn't have room for air and his d*ck at the same time, but once he's in, the pleasure radiates through your whole body. One time, however, my boyfriend and I were walking around my neighborhood and fighting, as per usual. After coming to no resolution at all, we decided to agree to disagree and, of course, have hate sex next to a neighbor's house in broad daylight. He pulled down my shorts and without any warning or lube, shoved it up there like he was stuffing a cannon to launch it against his worst enemy. I screamed, 'TAKE IT OUT TAKE IT OUT TAKE IT OUT!!!' Once he was out, I had to pull up my shorts, squat down on the floor, and meditate so I wouldn't sh*t all over the grass. It literally felt like he was pulling out my insides along with his penis. The moral of the story: Hate sex is hot, but hate anal leads to pain and explosive diarrhea.